This is the finest thing I will likely see all day.

I created a blog and it's a pretty good blog.

Ladies and possibly men,

I have contorted the powers of the Internet to create a blog. From here I will document my progress as I build my Halloween costume. You will be invited to join me on my mystical quest to construct a screen accurate, albeit slightly modified....wait. No. I'm not telling. You can figure it out.

Here is your first clue:

Please ignore the thumb that looks like a weener.

TO BE CONTINUED.